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Celebrating America 250

Raise a cold one to 250 years of freedom, fireworks, questionable historical decisions, and backyard barbecues that somehow always end with someone arguing about charcoal.

This limited edition “America 250” tee is for the patriots who believe history is best celebrated one beer at a time. Featuring everyone’s favorite founding father-looking drinking buddy, this shirt blends vintage Americana vibes with just the right amount of “I brought the burgers and bad opinions.”

Looking aggressively patriotic while doing absolutely nothing productive

Soft, comfortable, and built for all-day wear — because freedom may not be free, but this shirt definitely should’ve come with a six-pack.

Don't trip, the 20% off for this shirt will automatically happen at checkout. Saving you ruffly $5-$6 buck.

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The latest drops didn’t come to play nice—they came to escalate.

These new hoodies, shirts, beanies and notepads take everything people either loved or complained about… and push it further. Sharper punchlines, bolder statements, and just enough chaos to make people do a double take when you walk by.

We’ve stepped up the quality, too. Soft, comfortable fabrics, better fits, and beanies that actually keep your head warm—because if you’re going to raise eyebrows, you might as well stay cozy doing it. These aren’t cheap throwaways; they’re everyday essentials with a twisted personality built in.

This drop leans hard into that “did they really put that on clothing?” energy. The kind of humor that makes your friends laugh, strangers pause, and someone inevitably say, “You really wore that out?”

Yeah. You did.

If your wardrobe’s been playing it safe, this is your excuse to fix that—one bold piece at a time.

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Say It Without Having to Actally Say It.

If your sense of humor lives somewhere between savage and “did they really just wear that in public?”—you’re in the right place. These tees don’t whisper. They don’t hint. They kick the door down, crack a joke, and dare someone to say something about it.

Loaded with bold statements, dirty-ish humor, and just enough “didn’t see that coming” energy, this collection is for people who enjoy making others laugh… or wildly uncomfortable. Either works.

Perfect for nights out, questionable decisions, and anyone who thinks a filter is more of a suggestion than a rule. Soft fabric, sharp attitude, and zero apologies included.

Wear it proudly. Or don’t. We both know you’re going to.

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  • Attitude Adjustment Request Form

    Introducing the ultimate passive-aggressive weapon for dealing with life's daily supply of assholes. Whether it's a coworker stealing your lunch, a friend lacking a mental filter, or a partner choosing the exact wrong fucking time to test your patience, this form lets them know exactly how they screwed up and, more importantly, how they can fix it.

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  • Bad Driver Complaint Form

    Let’s be honest: some people shouldn’t have a driver’s license. When you
    encounter a legendary, grade-A space-waster who thinks the world
    revolves around their bumper, don't just stand there seething. Slap your rage directly onto their windshield.

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  • Unsolicited Advice Notification


    When someone decides to butt into your business with unrequested wisdom, don’t grit your teeth and nod. Serve them with an official Notice. It’s the funniest, most satisfying way to tell a certified busybody to kindly shut the fuck up.

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For Weather As Cold As Your Heart

Step aside, wholesome—this collection isn’t here to behave.

Our hoodies and sweaters are built for people who laugh at the wrong moments, say what everyone else is thinking (but won’t admit), and treat “too far” like a starting point, not a boundary. This is adult-themed apparel with a sharp edge—designed for those who wear their dark sense of humor like armor… or a warning label.

Each piece combines comfort with unapologetic attitude. Soft, durable fabrics keep things cozy, while bold, irreverent designs do all the talking—usually the kind that makes strangers do a double take, then either laugh or slowly back away. Either reaction is a win.

This isn’t shock value for the sake of it—it’s personality on display. The kind that doesn’t ask for approval, doesn’t tone it down, and definitely doesn’t come with a filter.

If your humor walks the line (and occasionally shoves it), you’re in the right place.

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It's Funny Because It's True

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