"100% Grade A Asshole/All Natural Ingredients"- Graphic Tee

Some people are born with it. Some people have to work at it. But you? You’re a natural.

Stop letting people guess what kind of energy you’re bringing to the room. This shirt does the heavy lifting for you. Featuring a premium, industrial-style badge that screams "I have zero customer service skills left to give," it’s the perfect blend of high-end design and low-tolerance behavior.

It’s bold, it’s honest, and it’s certified organic, raw attitude. Wear it to family dinners, bad dates, or the grocery store when you just want people to clear the aisle.

Why You Need It:

• 100% Organic Attitude: No artificial politeness added. Just pure, unadulterated truth.
• Premium Comfort: Soft enough to make you look approachable (even though you aren't).
• The Perfect Filter: Keeps the overly sensitive people at a safe, comfortable distance.

Specs & Care

• Material: Ultra-soft, breathable cotton blend.
• Fit: Unisex, retail-ready fit (looks great on both professional and casual jerks).
• Care Instructions: Wash cold, tumble dry low, and wear with a straight face.

Product: Comfort Adult T-Shirt

• 6.1 oz.
• 100% ring-spun USA cotton
• Preshrunk, soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric
• Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
• Twill taped shoulder-to-shoulder
• Set-in sleeves
• Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem
• 1" ribbed collar with double-needle top stitched neckline