"Professional Upper Decker"- Womans Graphic Tee

Looking for a way to say "I have zero respect for personal property, but a lot of respect for a legendary prank"? You’ve found your uniform. This women's graphic tee is for the boldest (and most chaotic) soul. It's for the person who doesn’t just arrive at a party—they leave an unforgettable gift in the host's bathroom, and then walk away looking like an absolute professional.

This ultra-soft tee is perfect for all the emotional damage you’ll be causing.

• The Vibe: Absolute defiance of social norms.
• Product Detail: Features the "Gildan" neck label.
• The Joke: You know what it is. Professional.

Sizing Advice:

Fits true to size. But if you're planning on being extra "professional," we recommend grabbing one size up for maximum mobility while you're executing your best work.

Product: Gildan Woman's T-Shirt

• 5.3 oz yd² (US)
• 8.8 oz L yd (CA)
• 100% cotton, 20 singles
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton and 1% polyester
• Antique colors & Sport Grey is 90% cotton and 10% polyester
• Dark Heather, Graphite Heather, Heather colors, & Sunset are 50% cotton and 50% polyester
• Innovation you can feel. Made with 100% U.S. cotton and the latest breakthrough in soft cotton technology, the Gildan® Heavy Cotton family has been remastered for improved printability, quality and comfort you can see and feel.
• Semi-fitted
• Rib collar
• Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
• Cap sleeves
• Side seams
• Tear away label
• Proud member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol
• Sustainably made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes